Hello, people. I would like to introduce you to a new friend of mine called My Bangs:
My new friend is also sometimes known as Cute Ponytail Bangs:
This is the most bang I have dared since I grew out my old friend Bowl Cut:
Oh, Bowl Cut. Kindergarten may have been 23 years ago, but I still remember you.
Can you see now why it was so nervewracking for me to go to a hairstylist and actually REQUEST bangs? Three cheers for successful (hair) rehabilitation!!