Does anyone else hit parked cars?
Don’t worry, the other car was totally and perfectly unscathed and YES I pulled a Britney Spears and did not leave a note. Honestly it was fine, I rubbed down the whole side of the car with my sweatshirt while on the phone with my husband. It was PERFECT. Which irritated me to no end although it was nice to not have to PAY for DAMAGE on SOMEONE ELSE’S INNOCENTLY PARKED CAR.
Also, I was at Trader Joe’s just now and on the way in there was a man pushing his cart up the stairs (to give him credit, the ramp — although it was within 2 feet of him — was on the other side of a hedge). I was all DUDE, YOU TOO? THANK GOD! And then I shuffled around Trader Joe’s nervously for the next 10 minutes because Barry White was singing about taking a shower with someone. GROSS!
I did manage to find the double-cream brie, however, which is decidedly NOT gross.