You have driven me to it, folks: I now have a blog reader because last night I was up until WHO-KNOWS-WHEN (only Henry, who is a DOG) clicking through links and finding disappointments one after the other … y’all don’t update!! The madness needs to end. So there, I said it. Public service announcement over. Well, almost. Lily, if you do not post a picture of your now 4-day old daughter soon I will vaporize myself somehow and come through the internet and GET YOU! And you are in a WEAKENED STATE so I might be able to beat you up a little!!
Also? I might have been up half the night because I was stupid enough to take a 2 hour nap yesterday thinking that I can somehow cram sleep in anywhere I can get it and not have any side effects. WRONG. I was thinking back today and I realized something: I have not had a single nap in the entirety of this pregnancy (other than yesterday I mean. And by nap I mean a true blue middle-of-the-day siesta, not nodding off during Dancing With the Stars). How much does that suck? I’m always tired, and yet I cannot nap. Prison. Wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
But look what I dug up today!! My baby book!
First, I must say that I am impressed with my mother’s diligent record-taking. It was so fun to read about how COOL I was when I was a baby! Tee hee!
And look, DNA samples!!
p.s. We are not really trying to sell our dogs. IT WAS A JOKE. Mostly.
p.s.s. I am watching my husband plant my avocado tree right now. SEXAY!!