Defined as a condition brought on by pregnancy which causes you to do all of the following in a week's time:
1. Lose your 2-week-old Bluetooth headset (still at large, probably gone)
2. Lose your EXPENSIVE Nike watch (still at large, possibly under the bed)
3. Lose your phone (find it later in your car)
4. Lose your keys (find them later IN YOUR PURSE)
5. Stub your toes so hard you can barely walk.
6. Forget to go to your doctor's appointment.
7. Drop your computer on the hardwood floor. Result?
YOUR ENTIRE HARD DRIVE IS WIPED OUT AND YOU LOSE ALL YOUR PHOTOS, ITUNES, AND WRITING FROM THE LAST THREE YEARS.
This has been the worst week ever. Send Target giftcards stat.