I never thought I'd be 10 months pregnant. Seriously, someone needs to call Guiness. And can I just say that I am going to be SO DEPRESSED if I make it to my 3 pm doctor's appointment tomorrow? Dr. P is going to be so damn smug it just kills me.
Last night I pooped 5 times. And that's the closest we've gotten to L&D. SAD.
When I was up in the night I did feel kind of like my pelvis was opening up and for a moment I almost thought I could feel the baby's head … but WHO AM I KIDDING!? I need to get used to looking this way, I guess.
Unfortunately, I am on the one on the left … not the one with the sassy haircut and the waistline. That's my hot sister. BOO.
There are plans to take me to Target today to cheer me up (and buy diapers). Maybe the sight of the red and white lights will throw me into labor. Sigh.