Other people …
Double book two doctors appointments for the same time on the same day,
Then reschedule the baby's appointment during her only dependable naptime,
So you have to wake her up to GO GET SHOTS,
Lose track of time,
So you are not only late,
But you are also unshowered, wearing no makeup, and what you slept in last night.
Get to the car … the car seat base isn't hooked up.
And for extra fun, forget the stroller in the house.
Then realize that you forgot the immunization record.
And the Tylenol. Did I mention THERE ARE SHOTS?
(There was no way I was getting out of there without being eyeball screwed by both the receptionist and nurse. Because I was THAT parent.)
Forget all the questions you want to ask the doctor about feeding and instead spend the entire appointment bragging about how your baby can roll all the way over!! WOO!
Then get distracted by a text message and almost let your kid roll off the exam table …
ALL IN ONE DAY …
(please don't report me. UGH.)