Last night was very interesting. It included Sydney pooping in the bathtub for the first time (Corn Poop! How delightful!) and then peeing on the bathroom floor as I cleaned the bathtub so we could finish her bath (and yes I used the bathmat to mop it up thankyouverymuch). And then I hung a television on the wall ALL BY MYSELF only to break a lamp, then glued my fingers together with super glue while trying to fix the lamp.
And then we have my mom at IKEA being very scientific: