Resurfacing

This is just to say that I'm still here. I'm still alive. I haven't had much to say lately (obviously) but much has been going on. I promise that the words will start coming soon.

I posted at Style Lush today after a month-long (or maybe longer?) hiatus. It wasn't much but it was a start.

If you'd like to ask a question or shoot me an idea for a blog entry, it would be much appreciated. Also, I like jokes. You could tell me a joke if you want. I think any of these things would help me get things, well, un-stuck.

xo, Manda

11 thoughts on “Resurfacing”

  2. Colleen says:

    The only jokes I can offer are terrible groaners.
    -What do John the Baptist and Winnie-the-Pooh have in common?
    -They both have the same middle name. (This is my pastor’s fav. Another acceptable answer is they both enjoy honey.)

    Or equally as lame:
    -Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
    -Because they taste funny.
    Despite the fact that he quite possibly tells this joke every day, my Dad cannot get through telling it without cracking up.
    I miss my inside dog fix, so please come back Manda!

  4. larmar says:

    hahaha.

    I will be taken all of the above jokes and using them within a week. consider it a personal challenge.

    Welcome back, Manda. I’ve missed you!

  5. A'Dell says:

    Okay, I heard this one the radio this morning:

    A man is in the recovery room after a surgery. The nurse is checking his vitals. He struggles to pull his oxygen mask off and manages to eke out a pained, concerned question. “Nurse. Are my testicles black?”

    The nurse is a little shocked and says, “No. I don’t think so. You’re fine.”

    He shakes his head and asks again. Same pained look. Same exhausted breaths.

    So, she looks. She lifts them up and looks around them and no, no they are not black.

    She tells him as much. He smiles and says, “Well, thank you. That was nice. But, listen carefully. Are. My. TEST. RESULTS. BACK.”

    I didn’t say it was a TASTEFUL joke, but, viola. A JOKE FOR MANDA!

  6. Elsha says:

    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, did you know there’s a drink named after you?” And the grasshopper says, “Really? There’s a drink named Stan?”

  7. barbetti says:

    I can’t think of any jokes off the top of my head, but whenever someone says that something is “intense” I always add, “like camping.” IN TENTS, INTENSE.

    Clearly, I belong in a gaggle of 12 year old boys.

    Welcome back, Manda!

  9. Nikki says:

    The tasteless joke that, I kid you not, David won my heart with:

    Q. How do you sell a duck to a deaf person?

    A. (yell) YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK!!?!?!?!

  10. Aunt Becky says:

    Thoughts for you:Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts?; Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?; Do the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune?; Why does a dog get mad when you blow in his face, but when you take him for a ride, he sticks his head out the window?; How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage and for easter-What disease did cured ham actually have? Missed you:)

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